Category:Origins

A boy by the name Nikalai Pobelt was born in a sack of beetroots transported in a chinook CH-47 helicopter being evacuated from Vietnam in 1973. His parent, Joe mama, and Mammy Svetlana, were poor rice farmers turned expert MLG Vietcong snipers, who wanting to escape prosecution (See Dark Mage for more lore) decided that Nikalai had his future in the fart smelling country of the U.S. of A. After being born, he decided to enroll into Boring point elementary. He excelled at the school for 6 years Achieving incredible status amongst his peers as a swaggy ass epic gamer, and excelled in classes such as Computer Lab, and Lunch, he received the highest level award from Principal [Insert Here].

In Seeker middle school, Nakioid became an instant celebrity, coming from his massive brand deals with games such as Terraria and Unturned. "I finna hit this shot on god in Washington Medium Map on Unturned" - Naikslai. He proceeded to grow a massive fanbase of nice, very semi-attractive young 13-year old girls. One of them, reminded of the genius that is Noaiskai, said "Nah he probably over there stroking his his dick and got lotion on his dick right now and he’s just stroking his shit and is horny as fuck man like he’s a freak man like". In middle school, Niakasoloid found some new friends and foes to which his entire life will engulf in.

In High school, Nasdaq committed several "trolls" amongst his fellow peers. Some examples include Crip walking into Columbine, Flying a drone on September 11th, 2001, and participating in the "Cuban Missile Crisis" prank against Cuba. During his educational career at the Stadium Fart school, he receive high accolades in Computer programming, and art. During high school, nasdaq gain a high appreciation in music and video games, achieving 500+ hours on the new sewersvlt album, and 6 days on his favorite video game Orc massage.

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